open rp post!

[ineffabilities]

RULES.
1. Post with the muse you want! Here's my muselist for your convenience. Optional: a scenario, an image or just a prompt, in any form.
2. Threading happens!
3. PROFIT.

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before S2 finale probs also whoops icon

[selfportrait]

[yo sherlock]

[Still haven't gained a proclivity for astronomy, have you? There's a star map on the table. Resting atop it is a freshly brewed pot of tea and an empty cup. Irene's made herself at home in a plush chair, reveling in the feel of his coat. From the look of her hair, it doesn't take a master detective to tell she just came out of the rain. What's strange about it is that the sun is burning hot as can be outside...]

Not quite dinner but it'll have to do, hm?

I'M SORRY FOR HOW RUSTY HE IS

[solvings]

[No. No, he hasn't, as he eyes the star map with distaste. And also some confusion because, really, what in the hell.

But, oh, there's tea, and that's...well, it makes things marginally better. Marginally. He settles into an empty seat and steeples his fingers, taking in every detail.]

And what inspired this little visit, then?

IT'S OK!

[selfportrait]

[She's heard about his run-in with a big black bitch out of town. Or maybe not. She's always been wont to assume that anything particularly deadly was of her own sex. A dog with a tendency toward femme fatale mannerisms maybe...]

Karachi wasn't particularly welcoming. You would know. I just thought I'd drop by before hopping on a plane headed across the pond. No dead bodies aboard as far as I know.

[solvings]

[It's been a while since that case, he's very, very bored, and John is off to his job again.]

Far too boring.

[selfportrait]

What if I told you someone might throw in a few?

[Not quite sure if that's a threat or a tip.]

w/e casual texting; take a chance AU lol pb account idek

[prevents]

So you laugh at funerals...

...WELP

[northless]

...Une please tell me you aren't watching the latest ep, I already got that from Uncle Edmure.

[Ten minutes later:]

And I don't.

w/e gotta try out your new icons somehow

[prevents]

Curiosity got the better of me, ok?

Wessssssssssssssssssssssst????

BEST WAY OF TRYING THEM OUT TBH

[northless]

Oh, gods, Theon got to that already. Something about snakes, but I was drinking at the time.

\o/

[prevents]

I think I'm pretty much caught up. Saw the others, too.

This is not how you told me things went...

Why would you send your mother to jail?

[northless]

Remember what I said about the show not being all that accurate?

I never sent my mother to jail.

[prevents]

So your marriage...

I thought you said her name was Jeyne.

[northless]

It was. I never knew anyone named Talisa Maegyr, now or back then.

And according to Dany, she never screeched "WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS", nor did Doreah betray her. And Arya's been in a bit of a sulk because she saw a clip of Gendry and that red priestess on the Internet.

[prevents]

Makes a bit more sense. I doubt you'd tolerate having your people called "grim, bearded, stinking barbarians." Which reminds me...please do shave.

Can't exactly blame your friend or your sister. But they say the victors write history. It's a pity history's gotten so muddled that it's hard to tell who really won back then.

[northless]

I shave a lot! [No he doesn't.]

Yeah, but speaking as someone who actually lived it? It's kind of insulting that they didn't even try to be faithful for some parts.

[prevents]

The stubble burn on my face begs to differ.

And inaccuracy is likely because they lack the time to fit it all in while making sure it still flows. If that really was you, I doubt many people would have rooted for your victory.

Your uncle was so proud of that mill...

[northless]

Fine, fine.

It's bizarre to see, to say the least.

Talk to him about it, then, he'll be beyond pleased. He always has to tell the mill story to somebody at the family reunions. I'm certain he's planning on buying the thing, though I don't know why.

[prevents]

From what I saw, he just wanted you to be proud of him. There's nothing wrong with that. You really shouldn't have laughed at him then yelled so much. He did his best.

[northless]

I wasn't laughing at him! And I didn't yell that much. And anyway, I'm proud of him now, just...not about the mill thing.

[prevents]

He fought hard, didn't he? Were you at least constructive when you lambasted him?

[northless]

You've got a point there.

[prevents]

You weren't, were you? You just tore him a new one. Robb, old men are sensitive.

[northless]

We were at war, and what he did hindered our cause more than it helped.

But yeah, it was pretty valiant of him.

[prevents]

That hardly encourages him to do better though! I should have expected as much from a man who eats children every full moon.

[northless]

Oh gods I need to get you as far away from the show as possible if you're just going to do that. You of all people know I don't eat kids every full moon.

[Not when he can eat her out instead. Badum-tish.]