[He fishes out his phone and shows it to her in response. It's flooded with texts from Theon and Jon about the newest episode.
They really screwed you up this season, Jon's first text reads.
showyou is a dick, reads Theon's, and considering the deteriorating quality of spelling and grammar, it's not much of a stretch to assume they've been drinking throughout the entire thing. (but they're all easy on the eyes, is another text from Theon.)]
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